Hey dog... I wuv you... Please stop bitting me.

Raja Raja... You can stand, sit, and fetch... but you cannot control your mouth. Stop biting me.

What have I done to make you think that this behavior is super cool? Um. It's not. In fact, it hurts.

You made me hurt... You made me bleed... Yet when you really deserve that time-out, you cry from behind the gate and I feel like I'm the one who has done the bad thing.

Therefore, it's off to bed for me. Cuz though it might seem like it's early, it's not for me. Soooooo.... good night piranha puppy, good night.